Tuesday September 8, 2009

Battered, bloodied and bruised, “The Professional” Joseph Kinkade, was the man who held the IPW New Zealand Heavyweight Championship belt aloft in victory as the new IPW Champion after the duplicitous Alfred Valentine distracted “The Deal” Dal Knox by bringing his daughter to ringside!

Knox put an end to Kinkade’s  posturing with a baseball slide that knocked him off the ring apron.  Kinkade put up a hue and cry about his nose, but he leap frogged Knox’s second baseball slide nimbly enough, but his gloating was cut short as Knox pulled his feet out from underneath him.

Taking it back into the ring the pair squared off, grappling for advantage.  Kinkade caught Knox’s crossbody, but he momentum carried them both over the ropes, and Knox went to work on Kinkade outside.

Kinkade rolled into the ring to break the count and hurtled across the ring and speared Knox through the ropes and to the outside, squashing the champ against the steel ring barrier.  It was Kinkade’s turn now to pummel the champ, but a charge went wrong and the challenger was back body dropped into the audience. Knox followed him over the ring barrier and the pair proceeded to brawl in the audience.  Knox hauled the challenger onto the announcer’s table, but was distracted by Ivanoff, and the bloodied Kinkade took advantage with a sneak attack on the champ.

The pair re-entered the ring and grappled, before Kinkade launched a charge towards Knox in the corner.  The champ got his feet up in time, but before he could take advantage on the top rope, he was knocked off his feet and Kinkade was able to hit a Superplex off the top.

As they climbed to their feet Knox was able to lock in a Sleeper, but Kinkade pulverised the champ into the ring corner and jolted himself free.  Knox then headed up top and hit a huge crossbody, but Kinkade came back and attempted to lock in the Stretch Muffler.  Knox countered into his own submission, Fort Knox, but the challenger managed to drag himself to the ropes and the champ was forced to break the hold.

The pair criss-crossed on the ropes and both went down to a double clothesline, and on regaining their feet, Knox hit a leg lariat to take Kinkade down again.  Knox went for the Knox out, but Valentine drew attention to himself with Knox’s daughter at ringside, and a distracted Knox went down to an attack from behind by Kinkade.  Knox was unable to kick out of Kinkade’s pin and “The Professional” Joseph Kinkade became the new IPW New Zealand Heavyweight Champion!

Full results for IPW Fallout 2009:

• Kazuki def. Jon E. King
  King pulled a weapon out of his tights and cold-clocked Kazuki while the ref’s back was turned and got the pin.  The NZ Dream entered post-match and King’s duplicity was revealed, and the ref reversed the decision giving Kazuki the victory by DQ.
  
  
  
  
  

• 2 on 3 Handicap match
  “The Ex-Patriot” Alfred Valentine & Flagboy & The Antagonist def. Emerald Justice
  Valentine introduced his new team member, the Antagonist (formerly known as the Fire Ant), who quickly demonstrated team unity by kicking Flagboy in the groin.  Despite the bickering between Flagboy and the Antagonist, in the end it was Emerald Justice who couldn’t keep it together, Kid Liger flipped the bird at van Haggard as he sought the tag and walked out on his partner, who was finished off by Team Swiss.
  
  
  
  
  

• Waipukurau Warrior def. Les West
  The Savage Beast introduced himself as the Waipukurau Warrior and took the match to Les West.  West missed off the top rope and the Warrior took advantage to get the pinfall victory.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

• Xtreme Superstars Dills & Davey Deluxeo w/ Megan-Kate Deluxeo def. Saint Chaos
  The ref went down and Curt Chaos went to finish off Davey when Megan-Kate attempted a distraction, but Curt Chaos was uninterested in her wares so she kicked him in the groin.  XS fought back and Jordan Invincible clocked Saint James with the ringbell and dragged Dills over Saint James for the pin just as the ref came to, and a reunited XS picked up the victory.
  
  
  
  
  

• The New Vogue starring Britenay featuring Paul Starr & “Handsome” Danny Jacobs def. Evie
  The new Female Talent Warden, Daddy Kool, made the match between the two, and it was all a numbers game in the end when Paul Starr distracted the ref and Britenay hit the Makeover to take the victory.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

• “Wrestling’s Most Wanted” Lil T def. Mischa Vladimir Ivanoff w/ “The Professional” Joseph Kinkade & “The Ex-Patriot” Alfred Valentine
  Lil T converted the “best crossbody in the world” into Spin the Mic, but was unable to capitalise.  T missed off the ropes and Mischa went for the Stretch Muffler, but Lil T rolled through and got a quick rollup for the win.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

• Career vs. #1 Contendership Contract match
  “The One” Vinny Dunn def. The Australian Idol w/ valet
  While Gibbs distracted the ref, his valet attacked Dunn outside, and the Aussie followed Dunn outside and continued the assault.  The Idol was unable to take advantage as they went back into the ring and in the end it was Dunn who was victorious after hitting the Muscle Buster.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

• Top Tag Team Tournament Prize Presentation
  New IPW Commissioner, Dion McCracken, presented Pirates and Ninjas are Totally Awesome with a giant novelty cheque for $5000 for winning the Top Team Tournament last month in Whangarei.  The New Vogue interrupted and challenged for the Top Team crown, and the cheque, citing that any combination of the New Vogue would face Pirates and Ninjas October 3rd in Lynfield, PANATA accepted the challenge.
  
  
  
  

• IPW New Zealand Heavyweight Champion
  “The Professional” Joseph Kinkade w/ “The Ex-Patriot” Alfred Valentine & Mischa Vladimir Ivanoff def. “The Deal” Dal Knox
  Joseph Kinkade was crowned the new IPW Champion with the able assistance of Valentine at ringside, using Knox’s own daughter as a distraction.
  
  

Credit: Dayna Wall nzpwi.co.nz

Photos Courtesy of Auckland Sports Photography